I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.
Hi
How do you do? What brings you to see me?
I'm fine.
Why do you say you are fine?
Because I am fine.
Is it because you are fine that you came to me?
Exactly.
Can you elaborate on that?
No.
Why not?
Doh!
I would appreciate it if you would continue.
Why?
Go on, don't be afraid.
Why?
I need a little more detail please.
Why?
You're being a bit brief, perhaps you could go into detail.
Why?
Are you just trying to see what kind of things I have in my vocabulary? Please try to carry on a reasonable conversation!
Hmm.
I give up. You need a lesson in creative writing...
Of course, my psychotherapist is M-x doctor within Emacs.