Windows Code

I have hacked into Microsoft and stolen their Windows 3.11 code and here it is. I am sure that they would love any improvements for the next version.

#include 
#include 
#include 
#include 
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
int resource_block(64);
main()
{
    if (detect_cache()) disable_cache();
    if (fast_cpu()) set_wait_states(lots);
    usable_memory=memory_available() * .15;
    if (network_exist()) turn_off_network();
    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right or just call it Chicargo)\n");
    if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt);
    else system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
    while(1) {
      sleep(5);
      get_user_input();
      sleep(5);
      act_on_user_input();
      sleep(5);
      if (rand() < 0.9) crash(complete_system);
    }
    return(unrecoverable_system);
}

Joey, 20 Okt 1994